Tokyo Drift Analysis = Gaijin are Hero’s?

 

 

Tokyo Drift Movie is Shit Movie! I was watching this movie again on T.V. the other night, and I realized something. All the “Japanese” people in the movie are actually protrayed as real assholes. I mean really. I dun know what Japanese person that has seen this movie walks away feeling like “yeah… that movie was the bomb. As we all already know there isn’t really any real Japanese people playing the part of the Japanese Stars! what the fuck. Personally, I would protest and shit. Anyway, lets down to the basics shall we?

 

So this dumb ass hick named brandon gets in trouble in his town for racing. First of all, the fucker can;t really race for shit. I mean the asshole crashes for christs sake in the first reel of the movie. So this dude has to go to Tokyo… and the fucker is complaining about it… OH SHIT DUDE I FEEL REAL SORRY FOR YOU. So he goes over there with his dad who lives in a shitty ass apartment. Tiny as hell. So maybe that’s not so abnormal. But his father is a real dickhead.

Brandon has to go to school and he has to take his shoes off. Now to any Gaijin who thinks that Japanese people are weird, this little “shoe off” will make people think they are weirder. SHIT THEY HAVE TO TAKE THEIR SHOES OFF AT SCHOOL!!! WTF!. this movies is shit… I’m telling the fuckin truth.

 

So Mr. Hick ends up hooking up with other Gaijin at the school. A black dude that goes around selling shit that he got off a train of a plane or something…. I dun even know where he got the shit. But it’s stupid as hell… It’s bad enough people always think black people are selling stolen shit all the time… and now they do it in Japan too. So Little Bow wow takes Brandon to an underground place where they party and race all the time. the place in a parking lot. There are hot Japanese chicks all over the place. I mean HOT AS HELL. so that part of the movie was the only good part. The cars were tricked out, the music was coool. Shit, I wish I was there right now.

 

Anyway, I want to boil this movie down instead of telling the whole fucking thing. Brandon makes the Drift King dude pissed… the dude is supposed to be Japanese he hates Gaijin but he’s got a Gaijin girlfriend. his best friend is also a Gaijin (Chinese)… Hell everybody in the fucking movie is a Gaijin. So anyway, the Drift King’s uncle is a Yakuza. OH MY GOD ANOTHER BAD JAPANESE DUDE! and I forgot to mention that the shit head father had some prostitute lady coming from his house… and she was Japanese too.

 

So basically, all the Japanese people in this movie were either gangsters, assholes, or prostitutes. what the fuck. And what happens at the end of this movie? The white guy gets the Gaijin girl (steals her from the Japanese guy), the uncle tells his nephew to race against the Gaijin, and when the nephew loses he kinda smiles and is like oh well (Sonny Chiba looked cool and pimped out and all but shit…. this movie still sucks) The white dude wins in the race against the drift king and everyone… even all the Japanese People are fucking cheering because this americajin wins. and now he is the new drift king! Then Vin Diesel shows up at the end like “yeah, lets race” and shit.

 

So the Gaijins Win and the Japanese lose…. what a load of shit this movie was. I might not be Japanese but the whole premise of the movie was annoying as hell! And, it only pushes sterotypes. I have Otaku friends that think they are going to go there and meet these girls that are shaking their asses and driving pimped out cars. they think that people be racing on the streets like NASCAR, and meeting some real life anime characters while they are at it!

Listen losers! The movie is shit. It’s not like that over in Japan. Every Japanese dude isn’t going to be jealous of some Gaijin, whether they are white, Mexican or Black. They aren’t going to be calling the yakuza on you. AND THERE ISN’T ANYONE RACING IN THE BUSIEST INTERSECTION OF JAPAN! known as Shibuya… what the hell. their asses would be in jail… no, their asses would be gone… shit.

 

So kiddies, the moral of this dumb ass movie is that Gaijin are the heros. Just look at the dumb ass picture. get my drift?

 

Damn that joke was shitty as hell.

someone else has reviewed it too… check it out HERE