stupid ass death note traps set….

 

so death note is really big here in the states right now. i guess it is in part due to the fact that both of the main characters happen to be super smart so it SEEMS like a smart manga. what i can’t understand about the manga is this. the shinigami didn’t know who the hell was going to find the ‘death note’. so, light the smartest dude ever found it. and of course L is uber smart to. so it’s a battle of the wits. whats the odds that something like that would ever happen. yeah, i know it’s a manga and people would be like.. “what the fuck, get over it Shin… it”S NOT REAL!!!!!!” but you know what, that dun mean i can’t point it out do it? so I say kiss my ass if you don’t like that I am pointing out the most obvious thing in the whole series. oh, i guess the other obvious thing is the fact that Light didn’t freak out to much when the shinigami showed up. if that was me, I’d be screaming my fucking head off if i saw a thing that had no eyelids and was always smiling like a damned clown. and of course all these things lead to us stupid ass american otaku’s thinking that japanese peoples would be okay with seeing something like that. in fact, there are probably people out there right now believing that shinigamis are out there floating around somewhere. and for that matter, that someone is trying to get us. someone like L.

 

i have this crazy ass friend named “Yo”. he belongs to the animefood.com forum site. he is really cool though, but since he is an Otaku, he does some weird shit. i mean really. that’s not to say i don’t do weird shit. but he almost killed me when I was over his house abut two days ago.

 

when I came over i was chillin in his house upstairs, talking to his folks and all cuz they are pretty nice. but the guy doesn’t come upstairs so i start wondering the the fuck could he be doing down there. I am his company and all. So i keep talking to his folks and finally I am like “shit, i should go down stairs.’ but I dun say it out loud. i dun think his parents would like that.

 

so i go downstairs and he is laying in his bed with his eyes closed. It looks like he is sleepin! so I walk into the room more and tripped over a shoestring tied really tight to a chair and his bed. i almost fell and broke my got damned neck! grrrrrrr. so you know what the ass starts to do. he is laughing his head off at me. and he says ‘how do you like my little trap i set up for my parents. it’s like light from death note you know..”

 

really, all i could do was stare at him. i wanted to kill him. my neck my arm and my leg was in pain. IN pAIN!!!! still, it was funny as hell tho. me falling all over the floor like a dip shit cuz i triped over a white shoe string. the crazy thing is, is that if I had looked down i would have saw it. My friend wears those skate shoes. so the shoe string wasn’t exactly the smallest thing in the universe.

 

 

 

 

 

so i go home still thinking about the shit when he calls me the next day and tells me he set a different trap cuz his mom tripped over the thing and almost broke her head. he is such an idiot. but i can’t wait to find out if she will kill him for his next crazy trap.

 

But i do have something to say to Yo. dude, you are not Light. and everyone else is not L. because I am light got damn it. and i got a death note to prove it! *writes down president bush’s name in it and turns on CNN waiting for the mother fucker to keel over* But if he is an alien like my other Otaku friends say, then I guess he won’t die. damn………

 

Death Note

 

for those of you who dun know a damned thing about death note. it’s this awesome manga about a boy who finds this note. if he writes someone’s name in it they will die. the shinigami is a death god who dropped the note on earth so that a wayward human could find it so he could watch the drama unfold of what would happen if a human had the power to control peoples death. L is a detective dude who is like uber smart as hell too. he is a kid like Light. he is on the case trying to figure out who is killing people and how. he doesn’t know about the death note but he knows the manner by which people are dying is not normal.

 

I like the manga. i am not so good at reviewing shit. so read it for your damned self. if I gave it a grade it would be A+.

 

and yeah, all the stories in this blog is real. but i don’t always out everyone’s real name tho.