Japanese False Advertising = NO Bishou’s anywhere

 

yeah. I got a bone to pick with the anime creators damn it! I mean, I know every Otaku that I know all say “I’m going to Japan to hook up with some hot guy/girl.” yeah, we wanna go there to hook up with our dreams. But you know what. it ain’t like that all all over there. and I’m telling the fuckin truth!

How many japanese people you know look like Tifa, Cloud, Kyo or Yuyahan. i don’t know a damn one. but I do know a very few americans that look like that. So why the hell do they ALL gotta look like some fuckin beauty contest winners. i mean for real tho. All I can sum it up to is FALSE ADVERTISING.

there isn’t no girls over there that look exactly like Rei ayanami…. as a matter of fact, i dun know too many people in the world who has blue hair like that except for the crazy ass old lady who lives next door to me. and i’ll tell you, i would never want to do her >.<

And there isn’t a guy with hair like sephiroth…. I saw some gay ass dude at ACEN last year with a fake ass wig and a DUMB ass GAY SMILE. he was skinny as hell with a five oclock shadow. and the shadow was black damn it. … what the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So everyone I know want to go to Japan. not for the cool ass culture, not for the food, not for kabuki… but to see some people who look like they do in an anime. that’s the other thing, there are people who look like that, but they are gay forreal….

I had to post this since someone i know posted this….. as well. they are staring at you!

anyway i am not gay bashing or anything. I am just saying that if i see a guy that looks bishounen…. odds are he is gay. maybe it is different for girls because some girls can be really cute and look like anime girls. But that is still in the minority.

so for all of us Otaku’s who think we are going to go to good ol Japan and see a bunch of random anime character floating around in real life…. well we are going to be sorrily mistaken. japan ain’t a real life anime heaven… and frankly niether is america.

So i guess we can dream the dream and fight for the rights of plastic surgens… because thats the only fucking way we will ever see some real bishou’s.

oh, and Bi = beautiful. So bishounen – beautiful boy. bishoujo – beautiful girl.

it’s the truth and you know it… don’t get mad, just get the damned surgery… ha ha ha… ha ha… ha ha ha ha…..