Period blood is better than a Death Note Trap!

so yeah. I finally got Yo. i got him kinda… well you’ll see. i didn’t get to take any pictures tho because he was sleeping his ass off. i went to his house and we played halo and shit until like 4 in the morning. i started getting real sleepy so I decided it was time to go. I’m not one of those dudes who like crashing over their fucking friends house like they ain’t got shit else to do. I mean i know alot of Otaku’s do that type of shit. play video games, stinking up their friends mom’s house with crunchy toes and all. actually that’s pretty rude.

i mean i know i’m kinda rude and everything but even I have a little respect for myself. LOL.

anyway, back to Yo. So his mom left some brownies upstairs for us. so I decided to get one. they were real soft. i took a bite and had an idea. I was going to get Yo. and get him good! ha ha ha. okay, so maybe i didn’t get him as good as he got me, but his mom got him the next day.

So I put brownie all over Yo’s bedroom door knob. I mean alot. i closed his door and went home. laughing and knowing that when he touched it he would think it was shit or something. cuz Yo has a younger brother. So i go to Yo’s house the next day all laughing and he was like “whut whut?”

So I asked him what was the little brown spot on the floor in his room. He was like whatever man. you didn’t get me. But the thing is, i know I got that fucker. he was trying to play it off and shit.

So this morning Yo calls me up all crazy. ‘guess what I found in my room man?’ i am like “whut? shit?’ he’s like ‘nope’. kinda laid back but not his normal laid back self. So i get to getting curious and shit because he isn’t acting “normal”

so he says, “I found a bloody pad in my room on my pillow. i think the cat drug it out the garbage and put it on my pillow. he ripped it up a little so there was blood and pad-cotton on my bed.’

My eyes got big like… damn, that’s nasty as hell. whatever. So I try not to think about his mom on her period and shit. i mean, that’s kinda personal and i kinda wish he never told me. When I went by this afternoon, I felt strange as hell at his house. i mean his mom was on her period and i knew it. she kept looking at me weird and i tried not to look at her. Finally she said. ‘did Yo tell you about a maxi pad?” all sweet and shit.

i didn’t think Yo would say “Hey mom I found your pad on my pillow.” i just shook my head and she was like… “he did didn’t he.” her face turned really red, so i got scared as hell. But she starts to laughing like a loon and now i am like “whut whut?’ LOL!!!

She was trying to talk but she couldn’t breathe and what not. finally she starts to catch her breath and goes to the fridge and pulls out a jar of beets. she said she poured it on the pad and ripped it up a little…. she was laughing so hard. when I finally understood, i was laughing my fucking head off too. Yo didn’t tell her about the pad, she just knew because she set it up . that’s what his stupid ass gets.

So I tell him what she said before I go and he is mad as hell. his mom said it was cool. so we are laughing at his ass, and laughing and laughing and laughing.

Yeah YO, maybe I didn’t get your ass but your mom did! LOL!!!! Now stop playing this stupid ass death note trap game and think of something better. Like building a real robot or something. shit.

on a side note: I found 791 sites with the name Otaku in it’s web-name. that’s some fucked up shit. and no i didn’t cout it and shit. all you do its google, go to the last page in the search. and look at the top. not the thousands number, but the smaller one. I am not that much of a dumb ass… or a nerd. shit!